House of Nettles: #star trekhttps://nex-3.com/tag/star+trek/2026-05-18T22:57:26Zhttps://nex-3.com/blog/if-i-were-the-captain/2026-05-18T22:57:26Z2026-05-18T22:57:26ZNatalie Weizenbaumhttps://nex-3.com/<p>if I were the captain of a whole-ass starship and every time I wanted tea I had
to explicitly specify that I wanted it hot I would not let a single engineer
sleep until the problem was solved. I do not give a gorn's scaly ass that the
warp core is on fire, the goddamn computer keeps giving me lukewarm tea</p>
https://nex-3.com/blog/quark-ds9-i-wonder/2025-11-07T22:02:08Z2025-11-13T23:18:35ZNatalie Weizenbaumhttps://nex-3.com/<p><strong>Quark DS9</strong>: I wonder what the Vortas' favorite food is...<br>
<strong>Me:</strong> What is <em>humans'</em> favorite food?<br>
<strong>Me,</strong> a second later: dumpling</p>
tits out for pride monthhttps://nex-3.com/blog/tits-out-for-pride-month/2025-06-02T21:12:35Z2025-06-02T21:12:35ZNatalie Weizenbaumhttps://nex-3.com/<figure class=" image ">
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https://nex-3.com/blog/i-wouldnt-take-it-personally/2025-02-19T08:32:20Z2025-02-19T08:32:20ZNatalie Weizenbaumhttps://nex-3.com/<div class="image-grid caption-overlay" style="--images-per-row: 2"><figure class=" image ">
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<p>- [O'Brien] I wouldn't take it personally, Worf. <br>
- [Bashir] I rather like the way you smell.</p>
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<p>[O'Brien] Sort of earthy, peaty aroma.</p>
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<p>[Bashir] With a touch of lilac.</p>
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