this child from The Great British Bake-Off intro is probably in their 20s now

December should not be the month for talking about "X of the year" or "Y wrapped" or anything like that. All those discussions and summaries should happen in January. The year is not over yet. Get your act together

if I ran the zoo, there would only be four continents:

• Afroeurasia
• Austronesia
• Turtle Island
• Antarctica

you show up at a movie theater to see the latest blockbuster and it quickly becomes apparent that they're showing you a pirated copy that was surreptitiously recorded on someone's phone while in the theater across the street

if cole slaw is cold then there should be a ware slaw that's warm. bonus points if it's extra polish somehow

Hi, my name's Matthew Paintings and *huge sigh* I used to work in movies

points in favor of a film being a Liz Special:

• it's gay (Liz often pulls from queer film rec shelves)
• it's obscure (less likely to be recommended to me)
• it's bad (my friends have great taste but random Scarecrow shelves can be pretty hit-or-miss)

Every week, Liz goes to Scarecrow Video and grabs a bunch of movies for me at random off my Letterboxd watchlist. But as I power through movies week after week, year after year, that watchlist is dwindling... especially for English-language films I can watch while doing other stuff. So she's started throwing in the occasional movie that catches her eye from one of Scarecrow's many exciting curated sections. At the same time, I have absolutely no memory for what I put on my watchlist and why. So every time I watch a movie now, it's a fun game for me to try to figure out if someone recommended it, if I saw someone else on Letterboxd enjoy it, or if Liz grabbed it sight-unseen.

Zandra has a song she sings about this frog:

🎵 Push a block, ring a bell,
🎵 send a frog straight to hell

🎵 Turn the clock round and round,
🎵 put a frog in the ground

🎵 well it's a long, hard, cold day in hell
🎵 but that's especially true for a frog
🎵 and it's a long, hard, cold road ahead
🎵 so watch out if you happen to be a frog