the thing about Tilda Swinton's hypothetical doppelganger Swilda Tinton
is that if anyone were going to have a doppelganger with a spoonerized name it would be her. she's made multiple films about basically that. so while I'm not claiming that Swilda Tinton exists (although I'm not claiming that she doesn't) I just wanna say: it makes sense. it makes sense!